Premium Heavyweight Tee

Join the mission. The Cosmic Dork Patrol Tee delivers structure, comfort, and effortless style in one smart package. Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, durable, and built to hold its shape - whether you’re layering up or flying solo.

Smart. Strong. Stellar - Dork Klub approved.

Made on demand to reduce waste. Thoughtful fashion for thoughtful minds.